So, on Polar Express last night I asked our group if they knew how Santa got all wet?

They all looked at me.

Some shook their heads “No.”

I told them it was because he stood too close to the ‘Rein–deer!’

Most of them laughed very cheerfully when one little girl about 4 or 5 years old looks up at me with a totally serious look and says…

“It was because the Reindeer pee’d on him!”

Everyone howled. I had to turn away to laugh. Out of the mouths of babes!